"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"i like to have a martini, two at the very most - at three i'm under the table, at four, i'm under the host!"

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me."

"Far from being a meaningless void, chaos is the source of creativity and construction in nature and in social dynamics."

"Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade."

"Civility is not something that automatically happens. Civil societies come about because people want them to."

"If a rich man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it."

"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow."