"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day."

"Don't get suckered in by the comments -- they can be terribly misleading. Debug only code."

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."

"Cast all your cares on God; that anchor holds."

"I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me."

"Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new."