"'Whoops' is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five."

"'Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent."

"I always like a good math solution to any love problem."

"You look after your empire; I'll look after myself."

"Take something you love, tell people about it, bring together people who share your love and help make it better. Ultimately, you'll have more of whatever you love for yourself and for the world."

"The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out."

"A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."

"You only live life once; but if you live it right, once is enough."

"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."

"He's a complete and total psychopath. I don't mean that in the criminal sense, of course, but in a professional sense. People like that will do anything to hold on to their jobs."

"History is a set of lies agreed upon."