"A man can die but once."

"Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief."

"There is a tide in the affairs of men which taken at the flood leads on to fortune; omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries."

"To thine own self be true -; And it must follow as the night the day; Thou canst not be false to any man"

"Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."

"Captial punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."

"We've kept the good old vices and labored to invent a few, With cake in vulgar surplus we can have it, and eat it too"

"'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, there isn't any there there."

"Men have become fools with their tools."

"Architecture is the art of how to waste space."