"You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity."

"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."

"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."

"I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich."

"I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."

"I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."

"The past was great no doubt, but I sincerely believe that the future will be more glorious still."

"I like men who wear earrings. They've bought jewelry and they've experienced pain."

"Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or howa€|We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark."

"We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt."

"If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity."

"Love alone is capable of uniting living beings in such a way as to complete and fulfill them, for it alone takes and completes them by what is deepest in themselves."