"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."

"The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves."

"May you never know hunger May you love with a full heart The light burn in your eyes May the fire be your friend And the sea rock you gently May the moon light your way Till the wind sets you free"

"A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking (meant) for others!"

"Sometimes reputations outlive their applications. Sometimes fires don't go out when you're done playing with them."

"She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook."

"Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also."

"Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy."

"An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry."

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

"It is only as we develop others that we permanently succeed."

"It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100% of the shots you do not take."