"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -Did you ever try buying them without money?"

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

"HARMONISTS, n. A sect of Protestants, now extinct, who came from Europe in the beginning of the last century and were distinguished for the bitterness of their internal controversies and dissensions."

"Compassion and love are not mere luxuries. As the source of both inner and external peace, they are fundamental to the continued survival of our species."

"The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment; but it does not remove the necessity of subduing again: and a nation is not governed, which is perpetually to be conquered."

"I have no faith, very little hope, and as much charity as I can afford."

"I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me."

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."